I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. …hey. …the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

You've swallowed a planet!

I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

You've swallowed a planet! You've swallowed a planet! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You hit me with a cricket bat. They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.